FUCK YEAH GYARADOS.
Why? Gyarados is a fucking MACHINE. Live in the city? Fuck you, 'cause Gyarados can level the entire fucking thing in two minutes flat. Live out in the country? Well FUCK YOU TOO because Gyarados can topple fucking MOUNTAINS and burn everything in sight and LOVE EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF IT. Gyrados' rage is UNQUENCHABLE, fucking up your shit until EVERYTHING around it is FUCKING DEMOLISHED. This shit can't be tamed. And you know what's fucking scary? When it evolves from Magikarp, its brain undergoes this crazy transformation that turns it into a FUCKING UNSTOPABLE KILLING MACHINE AT ITS VERY CORE. The only thing that can stop this Pokemon from its killing and burning is the COMPLETE AND UTTER DESTRUCTION of EVERYTHING around it.
Why? Gyarados is a fucking MACHINE. Live in the city? Fuck you, 'cause Gyarados can level the entire fucking thing in two minutes flat. Live out in the country? Well FUCK YOU TOO because Gyarados can topple fucking MOUNTAINS and burn everything in sight and LOVE EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF IT. Gyrados' rage is UNQUENCHABLE, fucking up your shit until EVERYTHING around it is FUCKING DEMOLISHED. This shit can't be tamed. And you know what's fucking scary? When it evolves from Magikarp, its brain undergoes this crazy transformation that turns it into a FUCKING UNSTOPABLE KILLING MACHINE AT ITS VERY CORE. The only thing that can stop this Pokemon from its killing and burning is the COMPLETE AND UTTER DESTRUCTION of EVERYTHING around it.
THEME BY LOSTMEMENTO
